In a recent address before the people of the world, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela averred that Mars once had life, but lost it due to
A) a massive meteor strike that melted the planet's entire surface
B) the inability of the small planet to hold on to its atmosphere
C) the decline of the planet's magnetic field and consequent inability to avoid dangerous radiation
D) Capitalism
http://www.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110322/od_nm/us_venezuela_chavez_mars
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