...apparently we'll burn them to death.
http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article1092039.ece/Monkey-witch-burnt-by-mob
I am a man on the run. As far as the Party is concerned, I am the living embodiment of subversion. Of social breakdown. Of chaos. In the meantime, I provide you with penetrating reviews of hopeless bits of geek culture and links to the strangest, most absurd, and just plain interesting corners of the interwebs.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Half-man, half-bat, half-pig...but all stylish
http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/shape-shifting-monster-plagues-south-africa-town/
You know what I like best about ManBatPig? When he changes into human form, he wears a suit. Witnesses didn't say what kind of suit, but I'm thinking Armani, or at least Brooks Brothers. Nobody said shapeshifting horrors from beyond this dimension had to be downscale!
You know what I like best about ManBatPig? When he changes into human form, he wears a suit. Witnesses didn't say what kind of suit, but I'm thinking Armani, or at least Brooks Brothers. Nobody said shapeshifting horrors from beyond this dimension had to be downscale!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Sargeant, arrest that goat!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7846822.stm
I tell ya, ya just never know when a goat might turn out to be a shapeshifting thief. Just like you can never tell if a random chicken is actually a transmogrified rapist, or if Bessy the milk-cow might actually be a 1987 graduate of the Yale Business School on the run for securities fraud.
I tell ya, ya just never know when a goat might turn out to be a shapeshifting thief. Just like you can never tell if a random chicken is actually a transmogrified rapist, or if Bessy the milk-cow might actually be a 1987 graduate of the Yale Business School on the run for securities fraud.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Penis snatchers in Benin
Well, since it sounded like a good idea at the time, why not a series of posts on African witchcraft panics? Here's one about a magical thief on the loose in the country of Benin who's using his juju to rob you of your...um...hoohoo...ah, ahem. Let's start again. Here's a magical thief who's using his mojo to rob you of your...um...jojo...I'm having a little trouble with the rhymes here...there's an unscrupulous wizard who's jonesing to take away your gizzard...ah crap, no. In Benin there are witches whose power it is to shrink, and lately they've been focused on your...dink. Okay, let's go with that one, shall we?
http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423
http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Magic penises and wives who turn into snails...
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Magic-penis-killing-set-for-trial-date-20110525
Somebody could do a blog on African witchcraft stories alone.
Somebody could do a blog on African witchcraft stories alone.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Let's play: whose kid is that?
Look to da choppas! Check out the teeth on that kid. Now, what celeb sports such an appalling orthodontal condition? Hint: it's not Madonna (in this case).
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Strauss-Kahn's real accuser, Nafissatou Diallo
The woman below is NOT Dominique Strauss-Kahn's actual accuser. DSK's actual accuser is a 32-year old woman from Guinea, not Ghana, named Nafissatou Diallo:
The internet media got the identity of the accuser wrong, wrong, WRONG!
In addition, I, Emmanuel Goldstein, also posted an incorrect picture of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, for which I apologize. THIS is the correct photo of the man who nearly became President of France:
The Gallic charm is unmistakeable.
The internet media got the identity of the accuser wrong, wrong, WRONG!
In addition, I, Emmanuel Goldstein, also posted an incorrect picture of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, for which I apologize. THIS is the correct photo of the man who nearly became President of France:
The Gallic charm is unmistakeable.
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