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Thursday, June 2, 2011

So, if monkeys ever learn to speak...

...apparently we'll burn them to death.

Half-man, half-bat, half-pig...but all stylish

You know what I like best about ManBatPig? When he changes into human form, he wears a suit. Witnesses didn't say what kind of suit, but I'm thinking Armani, or at least Brooks Brothers. Nobody said shapeshifting horrors from beyond this dimension had to be downscale!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Sargeant, arrest that goat!

I tell ya, ya just never know when a goat might turn out to be a shapeshifting thief. Just like you can never tell if a random chicken is actually a transmogrified rapist, or if Bessy the milk-cow might actually be a 1987 graduate of the Yale Business School on the run for securities fraud.