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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ophelia Famotidina: Dominique Strauss-Kahn's accuser

That's her name, and yes, this is merely a traffic-boosting ploy by yours truly. People really do want to know the "other side" of a horrible rape story, if only out of curiosity. Mrs. Famotidina is a 32-year old Muslim immigrant to the USA from Ghana.

Do you feel some sense of shame in trying to find out the name of the woman Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly raped?

Well, Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Now tell the truth.

Anyway, somebody immediately bought up the URL:

This is Mrs. Famotidina:

This is the very wealthy Frenchman accused of the crime against Mrs. Famotidina. This appears to be his booking photo:

Or maybe that's not him. Maybe that's a wrinkle-faced fruit bat. I have trouble telling those ugly little fruit bats and wizened, flaccid, perverse, elderly, arrogant European sybarites apart a lot of the time.

I guess by making the comparison I'm deeply insulting the wrinkle-faced fruit bats, who by all accounts are well-behaved little frugivores who never cause any problems for the NYPD.

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