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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Penis snatchers in Benin

Well, since it sounded like a good idea at the time, why not a series of posts on African witchcraft panics? Here's one about a magical thief on the loose in the country of Benin who's using his juju to rob you of your...um...hoohoo...ah, ahem. Let's start again. Here's a magical thief who's using his mojo to rob you of your...um...jojo...I'm having a little trouble with the rhymes here...there's an unscrupulous wizard who's jonesing to take away your gizzard...ah crap, no. In Benin there are witches whose power it is to shrink, and lately they've been focused on your...dink. Okay, let's go with that one, shall we?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423

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