It's Big Brother's World, We Just Live in It

A depressing thought, I know.

So since it's all so depressing, we can improve our moods by imagining Jawas. From Star Wars. Naked. Exactly what does a naked Jawa look like?

These are heavily clothed Jawas:

And this is possibly a Jawa sans all his desert masks, hoods, and stuff:

Now that's fugly, kids.

Kids! Don't do drugs, okay?

Why bother doing drugs when there are Japanese men out there doing them for you?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked: T-Rex with Feathers?!?

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No way, man.  No way I'm buying a feathered T-Rex.  If my T-Rexes have to be feathered, then couldn't the artist at least make the feathers scary?  Like blood-red or something?  This thing looks like a frickin' magpie!

Проект Попкорн! The Russian MST3K--proof it's real!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2988947153633950316#

An approximate translation of the Cyrillic introduction on that page: 

Project Popcorn - a comedy serial. The protagonist - Stepa Samokatov does experimental work at Brain College.  His consciousness is tormented by old films sent by villain-professor Zamyshljavkin. Today's experiment - a late 1950s Soviet film about the phlegmatic Georgian-(something-or-other), Georgia-filmaker (?). Not everybody can make it through a film like this! But Stepa is helped by friends. His talking dog Ketchup and cynical penguin Fidel are always ready to make a joke out of the most dangerous films! Watching films with Ketchup and Fidel is the best black humor that can be had.  Be sure to have lots of beer on hand, sit back and enjoy Project Popcorn!

In Russia's not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....

In Soviet Russia, Theater Mystery Sciences You!