...apparently we'll burn them to death.
http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article1092039.ece/Monkey-witch-burnt-by-mob
I am a man on the run. As far as the Party is concerned, I am the living embodiment of subversion. Of social breakdown. Of chaos. In the meantime, I provide you with penetrating reviews of hopeless bits of geek culture and links to the strangest, most absurd, and just plain interesting corners of the interwebs.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Half-man, half-bat, half-pig...but all stylish
http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/shape-shifting-monster-plagues-south-africa-town/
You know what I like best about ManBatPig? When he changes into human form, he wears a suit. Witnesses didn't say what kind of suit, but I'm thinking Armani, or at least Brooks Brothers. Nobody said shapeshifting horrors from beyond this dimension had to be downscale!
You know what I like best about ManBatPig? When he changes into human form, he wears a suit. Witnesses didn't say what kind of suit, but I'm thinking Armani, or at least Brooks Brothers. Nobody said shapeshifting horrors from beyond this dimension had to be downscale!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Sargeant, arrest that goat!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7846822.stm
I tell ya, ya just never know when a goat might turn out to be a shapeshifting thief. Just like you can never tell if a random chicken is actually a transmogrified rapist, or if Bessy the milk-cow might actually be a 1987 graduate of the Yale Business School on the run for securities fraud.
I tell ya, ya just never know when a goat might turn out to be a shapeshifting thief. Just like you can never tell if a random chicken is actually a transmogrified rapist, or if Bessy the milk-cow might actually be a 1987 graduate of the Yale Business School on the run for securities fraud.
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